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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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aloeveragel

I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it

dotted-sixteenth

One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.

sunnyrae20

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ghulheim

lol when I lived in France my host family had a friend names Hugh. We saw him and his family a lot.

They pronounced it “oog” and I didn’t know until the day before I left France that his name was Hugh. I just thought he had some weird caveman nickname 😭

toebeens

that is hands down the funniest addition to this post

prismatic-bell

Someone please add that post where someone phoneticized English names into Irish/Gaelige and we ended up with Séason, I am begging you

whatdoyoumeanitsnotawesome

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juicedoesthings

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

saxophonechihuahua

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